At the end of each day that I work from home, I close my laptop (yes, it does happen at least once a day), blink a few times to adjust to the middle-distance of it all,...
It's a beautiful summer day! Fuck the beach! Let's go to the car wash!
O how I love the car wash.
I shiver with anticipation:
All signs point to yes:
and to hell yes:
oooh that feels good
mmm baby yeah
a little to the left
that's the spot
maybe I need to get out more
or maybe I just need to get laid.